the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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