I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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