oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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