we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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