"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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