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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.

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(785): View more from Kansas

There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.

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(954): View more from Florida

it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.

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(519): View more from Ontario

There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge

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(317): View more from Indiana

The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.

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