We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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