You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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