we have pet lesbian snakes
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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