Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
We're too hungover to prance.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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