that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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