its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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