i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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