hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Randomize
