Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I had to cum in my sink.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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