I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Your penis caused this!
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