hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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