i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
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We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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