Small penises have feelings too.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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