Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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