Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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