No, drunk sperm still make babies.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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