Why is your signature on my underwear?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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