I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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