You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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