I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I wear drunk well.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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