My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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