You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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