Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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