Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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