Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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