i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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