So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Go christen that room with your naked body.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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