He asked to "fluff my boner.."
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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