last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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