The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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