so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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