nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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