Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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