he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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