He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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