my phone needs a breathalizer
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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