Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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