no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
third nipple confirmed
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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