Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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