Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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