Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she smelled like a LAN party
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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