yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
