well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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