problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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