walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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