Sry I called you an 8
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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