lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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