I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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