This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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