If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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